Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

SO, I wear Jordans cleaner then your pussy

looooooooooooooooooool

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Reblog if you open Tumblr by pressing “t” and “enter”.

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When you’re sitting down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.

injectmeinsomnia:

Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.

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When someone calls your celebrity crush ugly .

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